Long time Pending Post... It goes like this..
I have surmounted Mount Everest,thrice. I swam across the length of the Atlantic,twice.I can cook 2-minute noodles in 1 minute flat. I have taught Sachin how to bat, Shahrukh how to act and coached Sania on the glamour in Tennis. Laloo & Sonia learnt the art of politics from me. When I talk everyone listens. My sensuous lips and winsome smile are the most common cause of women fainting at parties.
My muscular, "aerodynamically-contoured", adonis body is on the cover of magazines around the world. In my free time, I build dams,bridges and spaceships. Paris Hilton, Angelina, Katrina, Priyanka, Kareena, Ash & many other women are madly in love with me. Americans idolize me, Indians worship me & Pakistanis despise me.
The tsunami happened because I sneezed. I vacationed in Iraq during the gulf war. Black Holes are my preferred weekend getaways. I have gunned down 135.5 terrorists in Kashmir. I can stay without a bath for 17 weeks at a stretch and still smell mint-fresh! I'm older than Dev Anand but look younger than Shahid Kapoor.
I had the courage to watch "RGV ki Aag" and was still alive at the end of the movie. I'm the ghost-writer for JK Rowling, Mark Twain, Jules Verne, Shakespeare, Shashi Tharoor, Vikram Seth & even Chetan Bhagat. I have regular conversations with the spirits of Mahatma Gandhi & Hitler.
I can make people believe all the lies I tell.
Its me.. - VALLABH KULKARNI!
Welcome to my World....
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