Sunday, March 11, 2007

wOMAN...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


MY VIEW:

No Comments...

But I have to agree with the joke, accepting that men would have done the same thing If there exist a wife shop..!!




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Ya.. U guessed it right.. Its blank...!!

Does Cricket in dictionary mean MONEY...?

Guys ever thought like this..? If u haven't I bet u will at the end of this post.

If you go deep into the money aspects of the game..


Why do you think BCCI is not entering in Nimbus - PrasarBharti Dispute..??
Why do you think players are playing this much cricket in a year..?
Are players willing to play or Are they being forced to..?
Why do you think players are getting injured so often..?
Why do u think cricketers are using drugs..?

If we see the fixtures for this World Cup..

Why number of teams in world cup were increased...?
Why do u think minnows are playing in World Cup..?
Why Quarter Finals, turned into Super Sixes...?
Now.. Why Super Sixes are converted to Super Eights..?
All this to make World Cup Bigger..!
More WC matches more money..
And this sucks.. Sucks Big Time...

Why Why Why...??

It's all about money...
Bolo... Jai Jai Money...!!

Do we want our Cricket to be driven by money...?

CricStock.com.. Will this lead to a new betting method..??

How many of u visited this site?? How many of u have put quotes..?

A few months ago I started investing in shares through Icicidirect.com but that is playing with the real money, So I was really kind of frightened about it..!

But, when I came to know about cricstock, I was trying to figure out the relation between the cricketers and stocks... This is a crazy Idea.. Donno how those chaps in IIMA got that..! Basically All starts with IPO bidding stuff.. In layman language we can say , while starting to trade on stock market we have to sell the shares at fixed price range. this is known as IPO ( Initial Public Offering ). The idea of the game is based on the fact that players who perform well in the recent period, for them the share value will increase and while for the others because they are not in demand It will decrease. So, If you have the shares of the player who is doing well then, Soon u could become millionaire But only in the Virtual Rupees.
Dont get amazed by this idea, When I thought in a different way I found some irregularities

1. Because game is with virtual money, A player can make 100's of accounts( Only thing is he should have 100 email IDs).
Suppose I make a account I have some 3000 shares of Sachin Tendulkar which I got from the IPO. And for the remaining 99 accounts, I dont bid in IPO.. So for each account what I do is I start buying the Sachin Tendulkar share, So that its price starts Increasing. Imagine I buy shares worth 99 million so Supposedly the share price will increase at least 30-40 times, then I can sell of those 3000 shares to make a whooping profit..
So This is what I didnt like. A single person can control the whole market.

2. Now Second case, We have till now we have supposed that price will be controlled by performance of the player, thats what happens in real markets... But But But... In cricket nothing is like that... A player playing well may not play well in every match..
So I think the market in CricStock will be driven more by the Popularity rather than by performance.

Whatever we say, I should congratulate the makers for this idea.. Lets see if this works..???

Now lets come to the betting aspect of the game...
I sincerely think the game should be played in its true spirit. But whatever this site is offering in virtual money might turn into one with real money... Might be some other site from some other country might offer the same funda with real money..!! Do we want this...?

If u want to maximize to speculative skills why not go for super selector..?

The idea of CricStock is staggering, But have you ever wondered about its rancid fruits..?
I invite ur comments on this site.

Updating blog after years...!

Hey people as u all know I am not a great writer...
So trying to explain myself in the best possible way..!
cheers..