Friday the 13th

A Friday occurring on the 13th day of any month is considered to be a day of bad luck in most of the parts of the globe. When, I was a small kid, my father didn't used to Let me switch ON the computer on Friday the 13th, amidst of the fear of being attacked by Virus.


Traditionally Market's fall titanically on this Day, its a bad omen for terrorists too. There was very hit Hollywood movie, Friday the 13th. The movie revolves around a boy who ignores the warnings from the villagers about Friday the 13th and the incidents which then take place...

Although most of us would probably affirm that superstition's role in Western culture is now a much diminished one, more a source of amusement than anything else, there are still those who allow their trepidation over particular days or dates to prevent them from engaging in their choice of activities. We may make jokes about Friday the 13th and only kiddingly instruct loved ones to exercise greater care on that day, but those who suffer from a fear of the number thirteen (triskaidekaphobia) or a fear of Friday the 13th (paraskevidekatriaphobia) may genuinely feel limited by the rumored potential for ill luck connected with the date.

So guys, Its up to u.. Friday the 13th, Here it comes...

Be Sauve Guide - Part 1

Now let's go for some crass stuff..
Try using these cheezzzy pickup lines...

• Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
• I have lost my girlfriend, can I have yours...
• I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
• Is your dad a thief, cause he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eye.
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• If I followed you home, would you keep me?
• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
• Where have you been all my life?
• Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
• If beauty was a drop of water, then you'd be the ocean.
• You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
• You look a lot like my future wife.
• You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
• You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...
• You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.
• You are the reason men fall in love.
• Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
• I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

Don't blame me if u get a tight slap in reply...
Best luck...

Learn Counting in a different way..

Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99 (Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)

Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999 (Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)

Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999 (Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)

And

Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in in the spellings of entire English Counting...

Sardarji... ( Not a Joke )

"Hello friends!! Well, jayant , my friend, told me the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.

In the diwali vacation, Jayant and his couple of friends had gone to Delhi.

They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar, and boys being boys, Jayant and his pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to insinuate the old man.

But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.

At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid up the hire-charges. The Sardar returned the change. Moreover, he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, (in Hindi, of course),

''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in a very bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. But I have just one request. Here I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this city."

Jayant continued," That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging on the streets of Delhi."

Friends, we all love sardar jokes. But the fact of matter is that Sikhs are one of the most prosperous and diversified communities in the world. The secret behind their universal success, according to me, is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication. A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, but he will never beg on the streets.