Friday, July 13, 2007

Be Sauve Guide - Part 1

Now let's go for some crass stuff..
Try using these cheezzzy pickup lines...

  • Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
  • I have lost my girlfriend, can I have yours...
  • I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
  • Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
  • Is your dad a thief, cause he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eye.
  • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
  • If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • Where have you been all my life?
  • Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • If beauty was a drop of water, then you'd be the ocean.
  • You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
  • You look a lot like my future wife.
  • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
  • You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...
  • You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.
  • You are the reason men fall in love.
  • Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

Don't blame me if u get a tight slap in reply...
Best luck...

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