Seconds ago I read this news on Rediff..
Hat's of to Kingfisher... But..
A thought came in my mind..
In this land of reservations and corruption, New system of reservations by MHRD (Ministry of Human Resource Derailment) for this Vijay Mallya's plane..
Pilots(2 positions):
1 reserved for handicapped and 1 for the son/daughter of the pilot who died in a Air Crash.
Captain(1 position):
He should have flown MIG 16 in Indian Military at least 100 times without a crash.
( 100's of Soldiers have died because of the poor condition of MIG's )
Air Hostess(10 positions):
100% reserved for ladies.
2 positions for one each for Miss India World and Universe respectively
(Compulsory to work here for 1 year after being crowned)
3 positions for senior citizens(age 60+)
2 for SC/ST
2 for OBC's
1 for General Catagory
1 for Black person( For development of Black people )
Passengers(800 seats):
22.5% (180 seats) free seats ( Rs. 0 fare along with taxes) reserved for SC/ST to encourage them to fly in a aircraft.
Along with this, Kingfisher will pay them Rs. 5000 for traveling in this aircraft.
This move will help India march faster towards development.
27% (216 seats) free seats ( Rs. 0 fare along with taxes) reserved for OBC's.
5% (40 seats) reserved for VIP's at fare of Rs.921 ( only taxes ).
The Miss India Air hostess will be serving VIP's block.
33% of the open seats will be reserved for Women.
5 seats at zero fare will be reserved for Handicapped people.
1 seat permanently reserved for Arjun Singh.
The general category people can buy the remaining 127 tickets at flat price of Rs.12648 (taxes extra) only.
If these tickets are over, then the reserved category seats can be availed at a flat price of Rs. 24187 (Taxes Extra) only. The extra money collected will be paid to Cabinet Minister's charity.
After, reading this Vijay Mallya imagined the losses and decided to place this Plane in the Exhibition out side the Arjun Singh Universal Airport in Arjun Singh Village.
The ticket for seeing this plane from inside is Rs.2 only.
Have a nice time.
Signing off
Vallabh.
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